Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Adele's Latest Self Indulgent Song

I know Adele is more popular than ever and people love her voice but are they really listening to some of the pathetic shit she says?

Let's have a look at the lyrics of her latest hit "Hello:"

Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing

Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

There's such a difference between us
And a million miles

Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart
Anymore

Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?

It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time

Look sweets, it didn't work out and he's moved on. Just because you had a little fantasy about the "good times" doesn't mean he wants to get together a talk about it.

It's sort of ego porn for someone to go on and on about breaking someone's heart. 

If he's not answer the phone it's probably because he's scared shitless that you won't stop calling. There's probably a restraining order out against you right now.

"Running out of time" for what exactly? You still think he wants to have kids with you?

What Adele is really trying to say is, "I miss how good I felt being mean to you and wonder if you hate yourself enough to let me do it again?" 

I know she's got her fans and that the same people who buy crap songs like this one loved lyrics like, "Never mind I'll find someone like you, I wish nothing but the best for you too..." lyrics that, honestly speaking, make me want to sick up the last meal I ate.


No comments:

Post a Comment