Monday, July 6, 2015

Mr. Pee Pants

When I returned to the house on Sunday I heard the wail of the baby before I walked through the door.

The NPR had been babysitting him and has done so numerous times so I wasn't too worried.

When I entered his room, I was greeted by the sight of the NPR scowling and holding a bare bummed and wriggling baby.

She handed him to me with a look of the betrayed.

"He peed on me," she said. "I have to wash my clothes right now."

While she went off to sort herself out, I had a little chat with the offending party about diaper changing protocol and how it is considered "bad form" to wee on the changer.

I could tell by the way he wiped his nose on my jacket that my words had affected him deeply.

The NPR now refers to him as "pee pants" but time mends most wrongs.This too shall pass, etc.

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