I will be one of the DJs at our Halloween Party and I'm looking forward to NOT committing the same errors I did last time:
I will not accidentally press a button on the deck with my boob, thereby silencing the music.
I will not set up the system to load music on one deck only.
I will not mess around with the slow music meant to make one ponder the deeper things in life.
I think I will also bring a small squirt bottle in case any drunk people try to get in my personal space and insist that I play some Hip Hop.
*squirt* *squirt* "Get off the table!" *squirt* "Bad drunkard! Bad!" *squirt*
That should just about cover it.
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