I just bought the TIME 100 Most Influential People and I cannot for the life of me understand what they were thinking with the cover photo of Beyonce.
Here you have a beautiful, talented Superstar and someone thought it would be a good idea to dress her in Hanes underpants and a sportsbra and then put some cheap shear 80s top over it. And then they rolled up one sleeve and tucked the bottom of one side of the shirt into her granny panties.
You know how sometimes ladies come out of the loo with toilet paper stuck to one of their heels? Yeah. somebody did that to Bey's shirt.
Her face looks bewildered like she's just survived an ordeal and then had a camera stuck in her face.
Her hair looks limp and the ends look split. Remember when she got her hair stuck in a fan and she was such a professional that she kept singing? That was awesome but it looks like they took this picture right after she was freed.
Did the person who took this picture have jealousy issues? We may never know.
And then on page 24 we find an ode to the Brothers Koch penned by Karl Rove. If you've ever wondered what written fellatio looks like, check it out.
I haven't finished reading the issue yet but so far it looks like the people at TIME went to take the pulse of the world and put their finger in the wrong place.
Anyway, I thought I would branch out from talking about birds for a bit.
That's enough of that I reckon.
Here you have a beautiful, talented Superstar and someone thought it would be a good idea to dress her in Hanes underpants and a sportsbra and then put some cheap shear 80s top over it. And then they rolled up one sleeve and tucked the bottom of one side of the shirt into her granny panties.
You know how sometimes ladies come out of the loo with toilet paper stuck to one of their heels? Yeah. somebody did that to Bey's shirt.
Her face looks bewildered like she's just survived an ordeal and then had a camera stuck in her face.
Her hair looks limp and the ends look split. Remember when she got her hair stuck in a fan and she was such a professional that she kept singing? That was awesome but it looks like they took this picture right after she was freed.
Did the person who took this picture have jealousy issues? We may never know.
And then on page 24 we find an ode to the Brothers Koch penned by Karl Rove. If you've ever wondered what written fellatio looks like, check it out.
I haven't finished reading the issue yet but so far it looks like the people at TIME went to take the pulse of the world and put their finger in the wrong place.
Anyway, I thought I would branch out from talking about birds for a bit.
That's enough of that I reckon.
